As you may have noticed last week I did a blog post as part of the Smut.Uk blog hop. The reason being for this was twofold. I had a spreader bar and needed to review it and I knew I was going to be attending the Smut:Restrained event. Now I’m assuming that by the restrained part of the name that you can figure out that this event had something to do with restraint techniques. A quick look over the facebook event page gave me the following information –

“We return to the wonderful Miss T’s dungeon for an afternoon that focuses on Restraint, be it chains, ropes, cuffs, and other more inventive items.

We’ll have demonstrations on the safe methods for using these items and what can be done once you have someone restrained.

We will also have -Ran- an experienced rigger on hand to give advice and answers your questions.

The world famous erotic tombola will also be a highlight of the day with some spectacular prizes to be won from some truly fabulous companies. You could even win a unique “thud” limited edition paracord flogger.

Snacks and Hot & Cold Drinks will also be available throughout the day.”

Now if you read last week’s blog you know, I’m not exactly Christian Grey but the fetish scene is something has become increasing interesting to me, so from both a personal level and a professional level I was actually quite excited to attend.  If you’ve read these blogs for a while, you’ll know I literally need to know everything about everything before I do it; so knowing I was going to a restraint event, I figured that it would probably benefit me to do a little reading before I went. I found some pretty amazing things out about rope play and thought I’d pass on the knowledge. Who knows when it’s going to come up in a pub quiz!

I’m just like Babs.

1. One popular form of rope bondage technique derives from the erotic Japanese bondage art form of shibari. (pronounced she-barry)
2. Shibari is actually developed from a no longer used Japanese military restraint techqniue called hojoustu.
3. In the western world a wide range of rope is commonly used such as cotton, artificial fibers etc.
4. However in Japanese bondage only hemp or jute is used.

Admittedly not something that’s likely to come up in your local, but now you can amaze and dazzle your friends with your new rope bondage knowledge!

After a bit of a discussion with the event organizer Victoria I received the ticket and was ready to go! I took the hubby and Phil, a member of the Nice ‘n’ Naughty Liverpool team. With the car loaded, the sat-nav charged and enough sweets to make Willy Wonka jealous – we were off to Stockport!

I’m also a little like Britney – 2007 edition obvs.

We arrived at Miss T’s dungeon, which was nicely situated by a car park (one of the cheapest car parks I’ve ever seen! Seriously – it was £2 for like 5 hours stay!!) We went into the dungeon and were greeted by Victoria, who welcomed us and asked us to put on one of two name tags; red if you don’t want your photo taken and black if you don’t mind.

As if it would be any other colour

It’s always difficult when you are going to a new event or meeting people that you don’t really know, but within about five minutes of arriving, I was sipping a coffee (aka – the force that keeps me alive) and chatting to Ran (one of the experts on hand for the day) about the event. Everyone was so welcoming and the atmosphere was amazing. I had a wander round the waiting room and spotted the “World Famous Tombola”, naturally I had to have a go, but after 4 tickets I still hadn’t won anything so in a sulk decided that I’d had enough tombola for one day.

Before I knew it, the first tutorial was about to begin. We were asked to enter into the actual dungeon where Ran and his sub Sooki were waiting. Now the only dungeon I’ve ever been in is usually occupied by a white mage, a paladin and a boss, so being in an actual working dungeon was a first for me.

I’m the one in the back

 After a discussion about the history of rope play (thanks for the heads up google!) Ran showed us a few techniques and restraints that even a novice like me could remember and use. I didn’t get any pictures from this part as Ran was wearing a red sticker, but the demonstration was amazing. You could see the relationship between the two was well established and they both knew how to bring out the best in each other. When you think of bondage the first thing that pops into your mind if pain – after watching these two, I realised that there was so much more to the world of restraint that pain. There was laughter, giggling and a connection between two people who had an unshakable trust in each other.

I think I should get one of these for work…..

When Ran had finished we went back to the waiting area, where more conversation flowed, Phil tried his hand at the tombola – he actually won and I totally wasn’t jealous. I also managed to top up my coffee levels. Again I couldn’t help but marvel how comfortable I felt and how chatty people were. Again Ran was on hand for any questions and even showed us some of the ropes from his own collection. Including a rainbow rope that I actually NEED in my life.

I loved this rope!

Next up was the chains class; this being led by Sensi and his sub Irish Ivory. Sensi was nothing but lovely during the whole class. He had already set up the dungeon with the items that he would need and his sub was collared and ready to go. After a brief discussion about where to get chains from and the different types of playing that you could do with chain (such as putting it in the fridge or freezer beforehand) we move onto the actual techniques used and he walked us through the safety aspect of chain play and how best to ensure the safety of the person you are chaining up. When he began the demonstration, Miss T herself even got involved and helped to hold the chains while he spoke to us. This demonstration was different to the rope, more so because you are dealing with very different materials but it was just as educational and when it was over we made sure to give a round of applause.

some of Sensi’s handiwork

We had to leave after this due to previous commitments so sadly we missed out on the readings and play session. I have seen some of the photo’s and it looks like it was loads of fun.I can honestly say that the whole afternoon was something that I’m never going to forget. It’s a similar feeling i got when I went to ETO, working within this industry can be a little alienating at times, you can’t always just chat to people about your work or interests  for fear of scaring or traumatizing them, but when you’re in a space with people who share an interest in your industry, whether personal or professional you get to drop your defenses a little and actively engage in conversations without minding what your saying.

I’ve already gotten in touch with Smut and confirmed that I will be attending their Wax Play event in April!

Rocks Off is a hugely popular name in the adult world, well known for making excellent, top-notch toys for both females and males; they have a wonderful, unique style which invokes fun and coolness, glamour and adventure. If you’ve ever been into one of our stores you may have seen a display of Rocks Off Bullets (among their other awesome toys), they come in many funky colours and awesome patterns to choose from. Why do we stock them? They are a reliable, powerful and variable Bullet that has many a cool design to offer, there is bound to be at least one that sparks the attention of the pickiest of souls.

Today I have the RO-90mm Shoot to Thrill 10 Function Bullet. There are three colours to choose from, gold, metallic rose, and silver. It comes in no-nonsense packaging that allows you to fully see what you’re getting; it’s easy to open and has no excess wrapping to have to dispose of. Tidy. Inside, the card folds out to give detailed instructions on the care and maintenance of the Bullet which is very useful as a reminder for those experienced in toy use, and education for the first timer.

The Bullet is powered by one AAA battery, which is included – just be sure to take out the tab inside when it’s time to play! The top screws off and has a watertight seal, the accompanying card informs me that the Bullet is 100% waterproof and fully submersible (tested in the bath, yes, it’s still fine).

The button to control the beast is at the base, press it to turn it on, long press – 3 seconds – to turn it off, the same button controls the various vibrations, you just keep on pressing until you find the setting you want to play with. There are three speeds and seven funky vibration patterns to choose from; it’s a good mix of sensations aimed at teasing and pleasing. I found that the vibrations on this Bullet aren’t as ‘harsh’ as some I’ve felt and that made it all the more enjoyable for me, I can say that me and hubby certainly had a great bath-time anyway!

I like its appearance; it’s dinky, skinky, has a cute motif embossed on the body, plus it doesn’t have a tip that’s too sharp for me to use – I’m not a fan of sharp, I prefer a more rounded end, however this is tapered not sharp so it would suit anyone’s preference as it is pointy, but not too pointy that it’s sharp, so it’s great for either taste.

As to the length of the Bullet – the clue is in the name – it’s 90mm long, so it is longer than a lot of Bullets out there, not too small that it’s fiddly nor is it too big you couldn’t slip it into your make-up bag.

All in all, this is a lovely looking Bullet with the capability of shuddering the Earth for you as many times as you let it! Well pleased I got mine, it’s so cute and feels great! I believe this is the start of a wonderful friendship!

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed or not but there’s a big movie coming out in a few days. It’s been all over the TV in the form of adverts and music videos. It’s about a billionaire with a secret, a billionaire who enjoys things that are a little….unconventional. No it’s Batman. (I am for the record actually Batman so I’m not writing a blog about myself.) No – I’m talking about 50 Shades Darker. The highly anticipated sequel to 50 Shades Of Grey.

I wrote a blog last year when This Morning did a segment about sex toys asking whether this was a step towards breaking the taboo that is often associated with using them.  This Morning did another segment this week where they interviewed the two main stars of the movie Jamie Doran and Dakota Fanning. It wasn’t as hard hitting as the sex toys segment and looking through Facebook comments it hardly even registered any uproar – in fact the Kim Woodburn interview seemed to generate more hate than this interview did.(side note – she’s amazing!)  This got me thinking, for about the millionth time, why 50 Shades as a brand seems to be immune to the scorn that is usually associated with anything sex related.

Obviously there will always be jokes associated with 50 Shades from men who just don’t understand the love that the original trilogy received when they were released. In terms of branding the books broke records, it got people discussing sex and as someone who was working in an adult store at the time I can honestly say it got to the point where I heard or said the name Christian Grey more than “do you want lube to go with that?”.

The Wisest Words You Will Ever Hear

I’m not going to go into massive details about the 4 minute interview, it was your standard press junket where the interviewer is one in a very long line of people to come in, ask questions and then promote the movie. Alison Hammond was brilliant as always (I really love her and think we would be total BFFs) and she brought a brilliant streak of classic British tongue in cheeky humour. They skim over the actual bondage aspect of the movie and focus more on Anna’s growth as a person and her new found strength. The fact that it was on This Morning means that it would have been watched by millions of people and again the conversation about 50 Shades would be reignited. Which if you read my previous blog post, I’m a huge fan of anything that ignites conversation about sex and sexual preference in an adult way, especially if it’s helping to break barriers and normalize social taboos.

YASSS QUEEN!

However, it did make me wonder why 50 Shades has made such a cultural impact when 9 years earlier there was another film that dealt with BDSM relationships in a much more frank and (in my opinion) realistic manner. For those who have seen it I can imagine the head nodding that’s going on, for those who are unsure the movie I’m talking about is Secretary which came out in 2002.

This is movie which tackles BSDM, fetish, sub/dom relationships and of course has a deep rooted love story. However it takes a much more frank approach. Mr Grey in this (played by James Spader) isn’t a dominant billionaire who has embraced his fetish as he is nervous and uncertain. He knows the risks that living a full BDSM relationship involves and the central theme of the movie is about power. Who has the power – the submissive or the dominant?  Where is the line between sexual fulfilment and abuse? It doesn’t shy away from the use of spreader bars, spanking or the mental exchange that comes with a willing sub/dom relationship. If you are interested in 50 Shades for the fetish aspect of the trilogy I cannot recommend this movie enough. It’s a love story that at heart is about accepting yourself and your own sexuality. It’s an unapologetic view of a world that until very recently has been the butt of jokes or for uniformed viewed as abusive.

It does beg the question- why did 50 Shades make such a cultural splash when Secretary didn’t? The answer is quite simple – format.  Both started as books, admittedly Secretary was a short story in a collection called Bad Behaviour.  While 50 Shades was a standalone story and came at the point of a big step in technology.  The invention of tablets and e-readers meant that the original trilogy could be read anywhere at any time without anyone knowing what you were reading so there was absolutely no shame in reading it on the bus.  Word of mouth obviously played a large part in the success as well and then BOOM before you knew it 50 Shades was everywhere. People were openly talking about sexual preference; they were WILLING to try out new things. Bondage was thrust into the lime light and suddenly people were willing to try something that might be outside of their comfort zone. The adult industry suddenly became a lot of frightening and people visited sex shops eager to kit out their own Red Room.

So why did 50 Shades succeed in breaking down a wall that movies like Secretary and Preaching to the Perverted fail? People were happy to talk about it, people had embraced it. The timing was just right. The fact that This Morning did an interview with the stars of the movie goes to show how far we have come in attitudes towards sex and sexual preference. The key part of having a morning show talking about this is that it will generate conversation. Conversation leads to understanding and understanding leads to acceptance. There’s a quote from a movie I watched years ago called Party Monster that has stuck with me for years. “If you feel like a troll, you should dress like a troll. It doesn’t matter what you look like. If you’ve got a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it honey and go dancing!”.

I’ve had hangover that look like this

 This applies to everything. If you’re embarrassed about your fetish, you turn it into a dirty secret. If the cultural success of 50 Shades has taught us anything, it’s to embrace your own unique taste. Be you. Enjoy every aspect of what makes you, the unique individual you are, if you like MILFS, Chains, Latex, PVC, Transsexuals, Rope, BBW’s, Older Men, Hairy Ladies , all the above or none of the above that’s fine. Don’t be ashamed of it and if you are the type of person who judges people for this, remember in 2002 a movie came out about a fetish lifestyle and barely got noticed, while in 2011 a movie came about a fetish lifestyle and completely changed the landscape of sexual discussion.  Times are changing and who knows what the next taboo is that will get broken. Its’ 2017 – take your unique tastes and talk about them. Break the walls and help normalize something that is important to you.

So the movie’s been out for a week…. What did you all think? We’re LOVING the soundtrack here!!

System Jo has a well-deserved, top-notch, reputation for providing the highest quality lubricants and sexual stimulation products.
Their back-story is really interesting; a pharmaceutical company who were initially asked by a group of gynecologists to come up with a lubricant which led to the birth of their signature silicone lube, System Jo, has added a whole host of awesome products to their line-up and their reputation has, therefore, just grown and grown considerably.

If you’ve read my post on the Dona range, you’ll know that System Jo create classy, sensual products – yes, System Jo are the creators of that lovely range! – So, if you’ve not read that post yet, please do so! Clink on the link HERE

Jo Premium – Silicone-Based Lubricant – Original & Anal, Warming & Cool
The lube that System Jo started out with way back in 1999, this has been their best-seller since 2003, and at first use it is easy to see why; it’s thick, gloopy, non-tacky and a teeny-tiny amount will last you ages, no need to keep reapplying. It’s made from the highest quality silicone and is stated to be created ‘with the greatest care’ and has been used by countless people throughout the years with many a returning customer.
Other versions of this lube are Warming & Cooling, plus there’s an Anal version which is a little more thicker than the Original which is designed to help with anal play.
Pros:
* No paraben, glycerin or glycol.
* Oil free, fragrance free, preservative free.
* Lasts forever! – Seriously, it is super-long lasting!
* Safe for toys which contain no silicone.
* Safe for use with latex.
* Does not evaporate or absorb into the skin.
* Waterproof – Can be used in the bath, shower, pool… etc!

Cons:
* Messy, oily-type mess, be prepared to bin bed sheets (or makeup bags!) if there’s a spillage… L
* Cannot be used with silicone toys – degradation will occur to the toy.

Jo H2O – Water-Based Lubricant – Original & Anal, Warming & Cool
In my opinion, this is, the best lube in the world; it’s non-tacky, non-sticky, feels like slinky, silky silicone lube when on flesh but without the actual oily mess.
As it is water-based, it’s really simple to wash off; it breaks down as soon as water is rinsed over it and stays true to the statement on the bottle – “Rinse & Wipe”. Fab!
It comes in a variety of bottle sizes – from a little squirt bottle to a big pump bottle – the choice is yours! You cannot go wrong with this lube.
As with the Premium, other versions of this lube are Warming & Cooling, plus there’s an Anal version which is a little more thicker than the Original which is designed to help with anal play.
Pros:
* The glycerin comes from plants.
* Can be used with all toys & condoms – completely safe.
* Never sticky or tacky.
* Rinses off super-easy.

Cons:
* Not waterproof.

Jo Flavoured Lubricants
There are a whole host of flavours to choose from in this range of flavoured lubes; mix and match to create yummy cocktails and desserts that you can lick off each other’s bodies. A fun and tasty menu!
Pros:
* Water-based lubes – easy to clean up.
* Safe for all toys, condoms etc.
* Huge array of flavours to choose from which can be mixed up.
* Brings a lot of fun to the bedroom.
* NEW! Fantastic range of dark flavours – Crème Brule!

Jo Organic – Water-Based Lubricant
Pros:
* The only USDA Certified Organic lube.
* Water-based, easy to clean.
* Glycerin and paraben free.
* 100% natural ingredients.
* No artificial colours or preservatives.
* Safe for all toys and condoms.
* Vegan and Gluten free!

Jo Agape – Water-Based Lubricant
This one is designed to be a moisturising formula, you can use this every day to keep your skin moist. It is formulated to mirror the natural lubrication females create. The Agape is made from a very gentle combination of ingredients; however it is rich enough that it can still be used as a lube for toy play, playing solo, or with a partner. Other versions of Agape come in Warming & Cool.
Pros:
* Cleans easily with water.
* Glycerin, oil and silicone free.
* Excellent for sensitive and dry skin.

Jo Hybrid – Silicone & Water-Based Lubricant
The best of both worlds if you’re a fan of silicone but want the easy clean-up of water-based lubes.
Pros:
* Breaks down with water for easy clean up.
* Longer lasting than water-based due to added silicone.
* Glycerin and paraben free.
* Can be used with toys that do not contain silicone.
* 100% condom friendly.

Cons:
* NONE!!

Jo Silicone-free Hybrid – Water-Based Lubricant
A blend of water and coconut oil which smells divine!
Pros:
* Non-drip formula.
* Paraben and glycerine free.
* Excellent for sensitive skin.

Cons:
* Not compatible with latex.

ALWAYS REMEMBER!

Following on from part one where I was looking at just some of the range of lubricants available from System Jo, today, as promised, I’ll be looking at a few of their sexual stimulants.
If you missed the last post, fear not, you can catch up here – CLICK!

Ok, we’ll start from the top going down, so first off is the….

Jo Nipple Titillator

A tingle gel which is designed to make nipples super sensitive, it arouses and stimulates at the same time. It is completely safe to lick and suck off the skin and comes in two flavours; Electric Strawberry and Wintermint which provide a tingling / cooling sensation depending on which you choose (I’ll let you guess which is which!). The Titillator is an ideal, fun, item to have during foreplay. Don’t limit yourself by thinking this will only work on female nipples – share the love! Everyone has nipples and everyone should at least try this once during playtime! It comes in a little 1fl oz pump-bottle so it’s a perfect size to take around and about with you. It states on the bottle to put a ‘generous’ amount onto the nipples so what I’d suggest is to start with a bit then add more and more if you need to, in fact, keep this tip in mind for all the sexual stimulants you’ll ever use – don’t go too crazy, sometimes less really IS more.

Jo Clitoral Gel

This is a silicone-based clitoral gel, it’s waterproof so you’re able to use it anywhere you like, shower, bath, pool… wherever! Just put on a few drops and leave it to work for 3-5 minutes, one application can last up to 45 minutes. There are two versions of this gel; cold & warming, and they are then broken down into another two choices – which is essentially mild or wild – Chill and Arctic for the cooling gels, and Spicy and Atomic for the warmer ones – so take your pick! Are you more of a cooling fan? Do you prefer just a little heat? Or do you like the heat to be turned ALL the way up?! Try them all & see what’s best for you!  This would be a fab piece to have in the bondage bedroom, because of the sheer intensity of the sensations to the clit, imagine your girl lying there, restrained and you drop some of this on her clit while teasing… yeeeeeah!
Also, just so you know, it’s completely safe to use with condoms.

Jo Volt – The Liquid Vibrator – 12 Volt, 9 Volt, 6 Volt

Yes, you read that correctly, this is a ‘Liquid Vibrator’ it provides that much stimulation to your awesome clit that it can legit be called a Liquid Vibe! First off, let me point out that it comes in three different strengths; 6 Volt, 9 Volt, and 12 Volt – and yes, as you can probably guess, they are named after actual electrical volts! I really like the idea behind this; it’s really clever and cute, the bottle is tiny but the sensation you get from it is incredible – I know this as I’ve actually tried the 9 Volt version and it was super-fun!
As with the Clit Gel above, just a few drops are required, leave it get to work for 3-5 minutes. Within those 3-5 minutes you will start to feel a warming, pulsing sensation in and around your clit; it immediately becomes much, much more sensitive to the touch and you can’t stop from touching as it feels like nothing I’ve tried before, this was basically throwing orgasms at me – after only 20 minutes of playing about with my hubby I’d cum so much I thought I’d blast my clit right off!! LOL! So yeah, they are super-powerful! This is why it comes in various strengths – so, after trying the 9 Volt, I’d suggest if you’re sensitive like me, start with the 6 Volt, see how it goes for you then work your way up the scale if you find you’d like more power than the 6 Volt. I think I’ll be cool with the 6 Volt next time LOL but yeah wow! Such an awesome afternoon that was!

Also, because it’s a gel which is literally pasted on your clit, there’s no escaping the orgasmic tremors, you know like when you’re vibe’ing you kinda move the vibe about, like I’ll reign it back if it feels too intense then put back etc… whatever you know what I mean… well – you can’t with this, you’re strapped in for the ride! But what an awesome ride it is!
As with the Clit Gel above, I think this would be a really good item to have in a bondage-loving couple, because of the sheer intensity of the sensations to the clit; imagine your girl lying there, restrained and you drop some of this on her clit while teasing the rest of her body… yeeeeeah!

It must be started that this cannot be used with latex condoms, though it is safe to use with any toy you’d like – there’s nothing in this formula that will degrade your goodies

Jo Oral Delight

This tube is designed to provide pleasure for both participants during oral sex, pleasure for both the giver and the receiver – the gel provides a cooling sensation to the penis and the flavour is there for the giver to make their partner taste even better! There are four flavours to choose from; Strawberry Sensation, Cherry Burst, Vanilla Thrill, and Peppermint Pleasure.
This is good for both male and female application.

Jo for Men – Prolonger Spray – Maximum Strength

A must-have for chaps who tend to get a little over-excited, or who are sensitive and find their lovemaking is therefore being hindered – alternatively, this can be used by any chap who just would like to last a lot longer in bed than they normally would! The spray is easy to apply, just spray, rub the formula into the skin of the head and shaft of the penis and away you go!
It contains Benzocaine which works fast in desensitising the area; this is what gives the spray the right to call itself ‘Maximum Strength’ as it is a super-powerful ingredient!

Jo for Men – Prolonger Gel – Standard Strength

Now this is actually very different to the spray talked about above – not just in application but in formula and texture – try both & see what is best for yourself! Remember everyone is different so what works for your mate may not work for you and vice-versa!
First off, the mixture is (obviously!) a gel, a nice thick cream which is very easy to apply.
This one isn’t as strong and won’t desensitise the penis as much as the spray due to this one not containing Benzocaine; however, if you’re after a bit of a confidence boost or something to just take the edge of the sensitivity, then this one is for you

Whoa! Ok, so remember that over Part 1 and Part 2 we barely scratched the surface of the full range of what System Jo have to offer! Check out our website or pop along into one of our shops and ask about System Jo, there’s so much to discover and try out! Have fun!

Lets face it – we’ve all seen this Facebook update from the queen of class Marilyn Monroe. Usually it’s your mate Julie after her 12^th breakup of the year and her bottle of of wine of the night posting it and lots of comments saying things like “too true hun xx” and “so me that xx” (in the spirit of honesty – if I ever have a fight with the hubby and I usually post this on Facebook and tag him in it. Just so he gets the message that I am bloody special and he should be happy to watch Flashdance  for the 15^th time.)  But before this amazing social media post Marilyn had another somewhat famous quote…..

I fully agree! 

Yup. Diamonds are a girls best friend. So when I got asked if I’d review the Precious Metals jeweled Anal Plug I was of course more than happy to say yes!!

Firstly they come in a really cute carry bag which is great if you want somewhere to store the toy when it’s not in use.  The sizing on the range as a whole is great so no matter what size you need they have a toy to fit your needs.

I’m not going to lie, I was a little nervous about trying a metal toy. The idea of the jewel was appealing but the thought of a metal toy for my bum was a little unsettling simply because in the past any metal toys I’ve seen are really heavy and really hard!!

However when I recieved the plug, I realized that it was smooth and much lighter than I was expecting. This instantly put me at ease and I was actually quite excited about using it.  Plus that jeweled really does look brilliant!

I decided to give the toy a whirl, but because it was so cute I thought it might make a nice surprise for the Hubby.  Because it is such a lightweight toy it’s not uncomfortable to wear for a prolonged period and the jeweled base takes away any fear of it getting lost up there!  The shape of this toy made using it really easy as well and as an added bonus the metal is super smooth so there’s no sharp bits that can cause discomfort.

Now I don’t know if it’s because it wasn’t expected or not, but when it came time for the grand reveal the hubby was somewhat shocked! Admittedly it’s not every day that your partner presents a blinged up ring, but he seemed to be genuinely surprised and quite impressed!  Whether it was because I’ve been taking yoga classes and was showing off a good pose or the jewel I’m not sure, but he was really impressed.

Not My Husband. 

Since the first time of use its been taken out the toy box a few times – because it’s metal you can do a good bit of temperature play with the toy by putting it in cold or warm water before use and cleaning is super easy.  It’s not an every time toy, but if you’re looking for something to make you feel special or just make anal a little cuter I would say go for this. The price point of the toy is a great bonus as well which means that if you want to go up a size or want to try a different shaped version its not going to break the bank! So if  you’re unsure about trying a metal toy, Precious Metals is the brand for you!!

Stepping up from the Fifty Shades of Grey line, Fifty Shades Darker takes us to another level of pleasure. Fantastically designed, they will make great additions to the Grey range, the Weekend Collection, or make a great set in their own right. With a great selection to choose from, the range has something for everyone, or if you’re greedy like me, you’ll simply want the lot! So, by now you know how I like to do things… we’re not pussy-footing around, let’s jump in and check them all out!!

Oh My & Desire Explodes
First off, if you are familiar with our blog, you will know that a couple of months back I reviewed the Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator from the original Fifty Shades of Grey range (fab, fab, fab!) – The ‘Oh My’ is the Darker version of the Greedy Girl, and like the Greedy Girl it’s a Rabbit Vibrator with a curving tip which is designed to stimulate your G-spot when inserted.
The ‘Desire Explodes’ is the same design but without the Rabbit feature, this is very handy as some people do not like the Rabbit feature on their Vibes, so you have the best of both worlds with these two.
If the Greedy Girl delivered power and amazing orgasms, I’m sure these will to! They are beautifully made of slinky-smooth silicone, and they feel really nice to the touch. With 12 levels of intensity and 8 patterns you will certainly find the right setting for you!

Delicious Tingles
This Clitoral Vibrator is a dinky little thing! So cute and a really nice shape to it; curved for easy use and excellent connection to your clit.
Though small, the size certainly doesn’t hamper the powerful vibes! It has a really good design to it that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand, the control buttons being right where you’d rest your fingers makes for no-nonsense setting-changes. A fantastic toy for using during solo play or playing with your partner; this will not get in the way when you’re being banged from behind! It makes for spine-tingling orgasms. It has a little metal piece on the underside which my partner likes to hold against me, not sure why he likes the idea of that so much but there we are he just does! ☺
As with the ‘big boys’ above, this toy has twelve speeds and 8 patterns, it is a perfect pocket-sized toy that you can take any place you’d like to take it, slip it into your handbag or luggage and away you go!  I really love mine, and it’s a nice addition to my little collection! ☺

Release Together
A super-duper Cock Ring with all the trimmings! It is made from the same slinky-smooth silicone as the above toys, ridged at the point of contact with the clit, this Cock Ring screams “pleasure!” ☺
It’s very easy to change the powerful 12 speeds, and 8 patterns on it with two buttons on either side of the top. A nice piece for couples to share.

At My Mercy & Just Sensation
‘At My Mercy’ are a set of chained and weighted nipple clamps. The clamp tips have a teeny-tiny silicone sleeves for comfort. They adjust by sliding a little pin up the tweezers, the weights are graduating beads which hang down and provide a wonderful tugging sensation while being worn.
‘Just Sensation’ is a Cit Clamp which again has the beaded weights for extra sensation, it works by pinching behind the clit to make it more sensitive – bit like how a Cock Ring works on a guy, it keeps the blood right where you want it to create a throbbing, needy sensation which ends up giving you one of them orgasms which blow your mind… you know the type… if you don’t… well now you know what kinda thing you need to get that, hey?! ☺ 

Adrenaline Spikes
‘Adrenaline Spikes’ is a single Pinwheel to tantalise and tease your partner with, or they tease and tantalise you! Either way, they are another nice addition to any bondage kit. Very well made with a nice weight to them and – most importantly – the wheel does not stick!
Seriously, I cannot stress how good this factor is; we have a Pinwheel which we never use, it cost nearly double the price of this one and is ridiculously super-sharp (which I initially kinda liked), however it randomly sticks when you roll it, like the roller just randomly sticks and because the spikes are soooo sharp they thrust into your flesh, pierce the skin, draw blood, and hurt! ☹ Hurting is good, but not like that! It’s not sexy to suddenly be stabbed! Or have your partner, who trusts you completely, yelp in horror at being stabbed unintentionally by you! Uncool! Boo! ☹
Thankfully, this Pinwheel does not do that, it’s got a smooth roll to it and the spikes, though sharp and give that lovely little sting, will not pierce the skin and leave you bleeding! ☺

Deliciously Deep
‘Deliciously Deep’ is a steel G-spot dildo that has two insertable ends; one smooth and one beaded, both curved to stimulate the G-spot. The wand can be used for temperature play or just tease. It’s a weighty item, made from Stainless Steel and has the Fifty Shades Darker stamped on the side, very cute.

His Rules
A black bow tie for role-playing which you can use it as a restraint. It comes with instructions and a pouch for storage. It would make a nice little stocking filler, for the special man or lady in your life. It’s made from 100% polyester and is Dry Clean only, just remember that when you’re playing! The material has the Fifty Shades Darker logo woven through the fabric which is a really nice touch. The bow tie is completely adjustable going from 14.5 inches to 20 inches.

Primal Attraction, Something darker, & Beyond Erotic
The Fifty Shades Darker range features a nice choice of Butt Plugs which are made from different materials and offer their own unique pleasures.
‘Primal Attraction’ is a ‘Jiggle Pleasure Plug’ – a smooth, velvety silicone plug which is actually hollow, allowing a little ball inside to jiggle about to stimulate and tease your butt! It’s designed for both female and male users.
‘Beyond Erotic’ is a nice, weighty, stainless steel plug. It has the Fifty Shades Darker logo on the flared base. Again, this steel toy can be used for temperature play.
‘Something Darker’ is made from a beautiful green glass; it also has the Fifty Shades darker logo stamped on the base. It’s a good size, not too wide or long. The glass used is called borosilicate glass. What is so good about borosilicate glass you ask? Well, my dear old friend Google tells me this fascinating fact:
“Borosilicate glass is a type of glass with silica and boron trioxide as the main glass-forming constituents. Borosilicate glasses are known for having very low coefficients of thermal expansion (~3 × 10⁻⁶ K⁻¹ at 20 °C), making them resistant to thermal shock, more so than any other common glass”
So now you know ☺

Carnal Promise
Last but certainly not least, we have ‘Carnal Promise’, this is a string of vibrating anal beads, made from that nice silicone that most of the other toys are made from, it is completely flexible and the beads taper towards the base. This is the only battery powered toy in the range; it takes 1x AAA battery which is not a problem if you’ve got those TV remotes hanging around the house! The toy has 3 speeds and 7 patterns and is completely waterproof.

Collection as a whole – Summing Up
Each piece has a cute Fifty Shades Darker logo on them, either stamped onto the toy itself or on a little tag which hangs from them, as in the case of the Nipple Clamps.
All the toys in the range that are to be charged up are done so using the USB cable provided, they all feature a Travel Lock so you’ll be safe carrying them around in your bag without the sudden sounds of buzzing and whirring in your and neighbouring ears!
Also, they are all completely waterproof, and come with little storage pouches.
You don’t need to be fans of the series to get what you want from these; I mean, I think I’ve made it pretty clear I’m a HUGE fan of the toys…. yet I’ve never once read the books nor watched the film. Surprised?! You shouldn’t be – it’s a testament to how awesome these toys are and how I believe they are one of the very best ranges around right now. So I’d say, the world is your oyster with these bad boys! ☺

This seems like the best way to sign off International Womens Day!

This vibrator comes in 5 different sizes, in 5 animal styles and a nice range of colours.
The box has a table on the back which lists each animal style vibrator’s diameter, length, vibration modes, rotation speeds, and how many batteries each toy requires to power it up.
The back also tells me that the material used is TPR, ABS, and it is phthalate free.
Bonus: the vibes are all waterproof .

The box is an open-fronted thin cardboard with a moulded plastic interior which holds the vibe in place so you can see it perfectly before opening the box.

The animals available in the range are Rabbit (of course!), Bunny, Dolphin, Butterfly, and Kolibri – which I Googled and discovered is a type of Hummingbird.  Amazing!  I’m being educated as well as pleasured.

I got the Rabbit in purple, and the specs on the back tell me the following about my new toy; Diameter: 25 – 32 mm, Length: 215 mm, Vibration Modes: 12, Rotation Speeds: 3, Batteries: 3x AAA (not included). A point I’ve not mentioned yet is that the vibrator has beaded shaft which rotates 360 degrees and can be reversed anytime you like by pressing the button in the middle of the ‘control board’.

Speaking of the ‘control board’, it is a doddle to use – very familiar controls if you’ve ever had a Rabbit style like this before; top button turns the Rabbit on, the ‘12’ button below it controls the vibes and patterns, just repeatedly press the button to cycle through them, a light to the left flashes with patterns. The ‘R/S’ button controls the rotation of the metal beads in the shaft (as mentioned above), just press it and it reverses the rotation, press again to reverse again, and so on. The arrow buttons beneath control the speed of the rotation and the speed of the rotation press ‘up’ to start it and make it go faster and press ‘down’ to slow down and eventually stop, the 3 lights on the upper right of the ‘control board’ show the rate of speed the shaft is turning at.

The vibe is made of a nice jelly like material so it’s comfortable to use. Also it’s a nice size, it’s certainly not as big as a lot of them out there, in fact, I’ve seen Rabbits which are the same size as this one and they are described as ‘mini’ so if you like your vibes on the bigger side bear that in mind.

Personally, I found this to be a joy to use, literally, it has a powerful vibration on the Rabbit clit stimulator once it gets going, and once you start those balls moving too you’ve got a multitude of orgasms waiting to be had. I really liked the sensations it provided; the mix of rotating beads stimulating the g-spot and the powerful teasing patterns on your clit will blow you away!

However, there was a downside; this vibe is not quiet; press the ‘on’ button once and yes, it is quiet – start upping the speed and it gets noisy – start the rotating beads & you may as well have a brass band in the bedroom with you, you’d not hear it over the noise of this vibe! OK, slight exaggeration, but I do mean *slight* – this is noisy; there is no nice way to say it. I’ve heard worse, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

All in all, a nice vibe, powerful, a good size (though may be considered ‘mini’ to some), comfortable and safe to use – if you’re not fussed about a little bit of noise this is a really good choice of vibe to get.

The first time I clapped eyes on the Rocks Off Ball and Chain I was busy going through my emails, I hadn’t really the time to stop and read, however, I was struck by how very striking it is, I couldn’t help but look twice, I found myself drawn to its uniqueness. Clocking the name, the whole concept all became clear; the person wearing the ball becomes the slave to the master of the remote control – the idea is that this is to be used by two people, although of course you could use it solo, there’s nothing to diminish that one bit.

Presented in a dark, serious-looking open-fronted box, the Ball and Chain is tucked in a plastic cage next to its remote control; you can see clearly the size, shape and overall essence of what you are getting.
Within the box, there is a charging cable and a 12 Month Guarantee card. The backing card slips out of the box to give care instructions and basics such as how to charge up your new toy and how to turn it on, off, etc. It strongly advises that you charge up your toy fully the first time you use it, and to give it a clean (as you should all your new toys). The LED light on the Ball will flash continuously once it is fully charged up.

As mentioned above, it looks serious and it is serious. Many toys come with fancy names, this has no pretenses – it’s literally a ball and chain – a beautifully, velvety, soft and smooth round silicone ball with a silver anchor which has a soft yet strong silicone chain linked to it for easy removal.

The Ball and Chain comes with a very discreet remote device which just has the one button to save any confusion, just cycle through the 10 settings to see what pattern causes what pleasures and reactions, just hold down the button for 3 seconds to stop the Ball. The remote can be used up to 10 meters away from the ball so there’s room to move about relatively freely. The button on the Ball itself is a cute Rocks-Off logo which is slightly raised so you can find it fast.

The toy is 100% waterproof so you can take it pretty much anywhere you like, say like the shower, bath, nowhere is prohibited; only your imagination can stop you! The Ball and Chain is a super fun toy that is so versatile, it offers as much teasing as you could possibly take and is a Hellava turn-on for the person in control! Really is a pleasurable little beast.

Summing up; an excellent variation of the usual Remote Controlled Love Eggs you see, feels amazing, lots of fun to use, vibrations offer a wonderful rumbling against your g-spot, waterproof, good price, beautifully soft silicone. Can’t go wrong, try one and see what mischief you can get up to!

For those of you who have been following the blog for a while, you’ll understand , from some of the things I’ve had to try that I’m usually pretty open minded about giving any toy a go. I mean I’ve tried spreader bars, e-stims, herbal pills and masturbation toys. I’ve always gone with the flow. So when I was asked to try out Impound Exhibition Male Chastity Device I was actually, for the time, apprehensive to try something out.

not actually me

Chastity isn’t something I’ve ever even had any thoughts about, I’ve not once thought “hmm – I’d try that”, in fact, if I am being 100% brutally honest, I’ve always been a bit turned off by the idea of it. I’ve never fully understood why someone would want to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the thought process behind chastity, but for me personally, it’s just not appealed. Ever. However, part of the job and, I guess part of growing as a person is trying things that might not be your cup of tea, so apprehensively I agreed to try it out.

When the device arrived, I did actually quite like the packaging. It comes with a velvet carry case, which, considering it has multiple rings is really handy. Everything is wrapped in paper so that it doesn’t scratch.

As you can see from the pictures the entire toy made of metal, which when I was putting on for the first time presented me with two problems. Firstly – which ring should I use (there is nothing more humbling that putting on the biggest ring thinking it’ll be a great fit and having the toy fall off an land with a heavy thud on the floor) and the second being that metal is COLD!!

Once I’d actually got the device on and – ahem- adjusted, I was actually surprised by how comfortable it was to wear. The cage part is a good size, and the 3 separate rings that come with the toy mean that it’ll fit most men.

So – the main question – did I enjoy it?

Well, I have to say, after reading up on chastity and seeing what was suggested when wearing the device I decided to follow some of the advice and wear it out for a bit and then for a play. The going out part was strange – simply because I was hyper aware of my crotch. The cage isn’t the lightest of things and wearing it out I was very aware of the weight. I also happened to drink 2 pints of cola and let me tell you – going to the toilet was a very strange experience. Urinal was out of the question and when I was stood in the cubicle I wasn’t even sure if I should sit down or stand up. As it happens I tried both. Neither was overly successful. (Honestly – standing up resulted in me doing an impression of a fire hose and having to frantically clean up with tissues and then scrubbing my hands like Lady Macbeth, while sitting down just resulted in a lot of clinking against the porcelain drawing attention to the cubicle.)

So when I wore it for playing, I really wasn’t sure what expect. Neither did the hubby who didn’t know I was wearing it and got the shock of his life when I dropped my trousers. He was surprised, rolled his eyes and muttered something about me having the strangest job ever. (He’s not wrong). He did seem to get quite into idea of it, and it just meant that all focus had to be on him.

Not my husband

Everything was going well with the play, until I got somewhat excited. Then I experienced a pain like I never felt before – it actually brought tears to my eyes – and stopped the excitement going on down there.  I persisted and didn’t take the cage off. My penis had learned its lesson and decided to stay asleep for the rest of the night, but just knowing it was there and that I couldn’t do anything about it, was strangely hot.

Afterwards, I took the cage off and the sense of relief was instant and amazing. I had worn the device for 5 hours, been out in and had a play in it. I can safely safe I tried chastity.

Check that off the list!

I’m not 100% sure that overall it’s for me, but as a somewhat submissive person, I can honestly understand the attraction of it much more now. The price point of Impound Exhibition Male Chastity Device means that it’s very much accessible for anyone looking to try the experience.  Will I wear it again? I’m a lot less inclined to say no straight away as it’s much more about the mental side of sex wearing it. I was so ready to have a play after a few hours of wearing it, despite knowing that it was going to cause me discomfort.  The toy looks amazing when it’s on and unless you’re getting an erection, is really comfortable for extended wearing. (which is obviously the whole point!)

For those of you who want to know about the spec’s of the toy –

Total Length: 4.33”, Length of cage: 3.54”, Width of cage: 1.37”, Width of base rings: 1.57”/1.77”/1.96”

I think that this is one of those instances where if left to my own devices I’d have never tried it, so I’m glad that I had the opportunity to try something like this.  Who knows, if the situation ever arose again, I could see me putting it on and letting the hubby know about it.

Fashionably Yours 1  School’s In!

Clothing can, and does, play a huge part in the bedroom… or wherever you carry out your ‘activities’!
From servile Maid and Nurse type outfits to Bondage outfits with built in restraints; you can find anything and everything to make you feel sexy, look amazing, and compliment your playtime. Clothing can help with boosting flagging confidence, can help you & your partner get into the mood – especially if it’s specific games you’re playing – Cop & Criminal, Schoolie & Teacher, Boss & Secretary – to name just a few combos, it’s all fun and games.

So today I’m not gonna overwhelm us all with the huge choice available, I’m just gonna have a little look at a bunch of Schoolie outfits and accessories which I think are super hot.

Schoolie / Teacher

This is a traditional-looking boarding school-type outfit and it is absolutely gorgeous!
I think this is probably my favourite Schoolie outfit as I think it’s so cute, it’s definitely made my onto my ever-growing “I Want!” list! (*ahem* pay attention Hubby… *ahem*)
This is by Fever & it’s available in sizes Small, Medium & Large – To buy, or for more info, click here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/fever-raunchy-school-girl-costume.html

Another very cute one! This one is by Classified.
The outfit comprises of a tartan skirt, a sexy blouse & includes some sexy stockings!
Available in Small, Medium, Large & Extra Large.
Buy it here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/classified-schoolgirl-outfit-with-stockings.html

This is a One-Size Schoolgirl outfit by Baci which has a twist to the traditional white blouse look, instead you get a black lacy halter neck to add some extra spice!
Available here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/baci-honor-roll-school-girl-uniform.html

Not a fan of traditional red & black colours? Spice it up with this purple ensemble by Baci, available in One-Size – Buy it here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/baci-sexy-schoolgirl-set.html

Accessories such as these cute socks are a must for super authenticity – available here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/fever-school-girl-knee-high-socks.html
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http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/leg-avenue-black-knee-high-socks.html

Check out our huge range of Whips, Crops, & Canes here – http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/bondage/whips-crops-canes.html

So get those pigtails in your hair, get that ‘desk’ ready and get playing at being a bad girl  Look out for my next clothing post where I’ll be looking at more playtime outfit options and ideas…!

All outfits and accessories are available to buy from either our online store, or in our physical stores – as our stock varies just give one of us a shout if you can’t find exactly what you’re looking for and we’ll help you get kitted out for your awesome nights of fantasy!

http://www.nicennaughty.co.uk/hump-the-card-game.html

Happy #HumpDay!!