If you know anything about Nice ‘n’ Naughty, you’ll know we’re a totally laid back, judgement-free zone. These next 10 sex toys made even us squirm – but the best thing is – if you want them, we can get them for you! (Some are already in-stock at Nice ‘n’ Naughty right now!)
- Fleshlight Count Cockula One stroke ah, ah, ah, two stroke, ah ah ah. This kinky masturbator by Fleshlight features a slightly-less-subtle-than-normal Fleshlight in a can packaging and a vampire-style mouth opening complete with soft fangs (thank god they’re not hard). The soft spikes inside will tantalise your member and have you begging for more!
- Doc Johnson the Fist 14 Inch Anal and Fisting Dildo Available in both a fist and tapered hand, this one is certainly a challenge. Moulded from a real hand for ultimate satisfaction!
3. Pipedream Extreme Lasagna Lips Handheld Masturbator If the name isn’t enough to raise a smile, the tagline “I want your big salami!” should do! This handheld masturbator contains internal ridges for quick and simple pleasure and is budget-friendly. Available in many other different styles, but Lasagna Lips is the one we remember the most.
4. UPRIZE 6 Inch Vibrating AutoErect Penis Dildo This dildo has everything. It has a powerful suction-cup base, it vibrates, and it goes from flop to top in just a few seconds. Press the button on this dildo and it will become erect in front of your very eyes!
5. Oxballs Rex Dildo We saved the best ’till last. This dildo is…a dog leg. Not moulded from a dog, but carved to give the impression. It features 10.5 inches of platinum silicone to have you howling in pleasure. We don’t have anything else to say, really. Just look at it. It’s a dog’s paw.
Have you seen any interesting/shocking sex toys which have made you think? Leave them down in the comments! Click the names of any of the highlighted products for a link directly to them. Let us know if you’re interested in any of the other products and we can order them in especially for you!
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